
“Tobias Fünke” - Illustration by Sam Spratt
Have a happy Arrested Development binge-viewing everyone.
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.

mmmm check out that staggering display of heterosexuality
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine

oh my gOD
i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS
Listen to Rihanna’s “Diamonds”. It sounds like she’s singing about nimons.
Shine on, you crazy Nimon.
This is the best thing I have ever seen
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor
classic who
the thing you’re talking about is called classic who